I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls would never dream of doing - like showering.

Yakov Smirnoff
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  2. If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.

  3. Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year. That's why you need a strong line of communication... which includes laughter.

  4. We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we've heard in fairy tales.

  5. Americans think Soviets are so grim. I want them to see that they can smile.

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